Lazy Ass Syndrome & The Spiderman

It's 12:14 and I haven't done a blessed thing (as my Mom would say - but I haven't done a cursed thing either.) "Must get ass moving. Must get ass out door." My friend Juan Inglaterra, (who insists on keeping his true identity secret, for the safety of all mankind)- my friend, Inglaterraman, is fond of imitating Peter Parker from the old Spiderman cartoon; especially in how he never uses the pronoun "I" when he is thinking aloud to himself. "Have to get to library. Ass stuck. Ass not motivated. Must get it going." I personally like the snat-snat jazz guitar they always played on that show, especially when Spidey was just chillin' - swingin'through the town. It went something like:
" da doodada doodada,
doodada-doodada
doodada"
You remember it. As a kid, I remember it signifying "Spidey's cool, man." Anyway I had better get going. "Must get something done. Must get to gym."